Anti Murphy seadus

If anything can go wrong, fix it! (to hell with Murphy!)

  • When given a choice, take both!
  • Multiple projects lead to mulitple successes.
  • Start at the top then work your way up.
  • Do it by the book…but be the author!
  • When forced to compromise, ask for more.
  • If you can’t beat them, join them, then beat them.
  • If it’s worth doing, it’s got to be done right now.
  • If you can’t win, change the rules.
  • If you can’t change the rules, then ignore them.
  • Perfection is not optional.
  • When faced without a challenge, make one.
  • “No” simply means begin again at one level higher.
  • Don’t walk when you can run.
  • Bureaucracy is a challenge to be conquered with a righteous attitude, a tolerance or stupidity, and a bulldozer when necessary.
  • When in doubt: THINK!
  • Patience is a virtue, but persistence to the point of success is a blessing.
  • The squeaky wheel gets replaced.
  • The faster you move, the slower time passes, the longer you live.

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